E.T. Butts

Three Chords of Poo

Really, Reeeeally Free Range. Leaving the Front Door of the House Open, and Everything.

OK. One couch. Different light sources. One couch. Many experiences.

THIS, from Best of Craigslist

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/usm/4591063790.html

Free Couch... From Outer Space!

Chicken Watermelon Eating Contest

Attention!  

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Oh brother, these are... actually, they are awesome

Personal Hygiene / Torture Implements?!?

First impressions of Craigslist ads are sometimes the most entertaining part of browsing the Great List of Craig.  The amount of time between a state of confusion and a state of understanding is short for this one, but it was still the best thing I've seen so far today. I'm kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel today for something to post; scraping with toothbrushes and screw-like probes.
Like the manual in this image says: "Extract the Max," everybody.

The Dumbest Thing I've Seen All Day

And that's not all. Here is a bonus 2nd image of... another wine bottle holder? Can he ride the bike without resulting in a wine-on-the-floor disaster?

Hand BUILT solid = funky bunk beds

The Craigslist Ad That Started It All

Here it is, folks.  My #1 favorite ad so far.  This is why I started "RottenEggsList." I've been sitting on it, waiting to blog about it until the time was right.  Today is that day.  Without further ado:

FREE Compost Bin with Compost Inside (Beaverton)

I'm moving, and I thought my landlord wanted me to leave this for the next tenants, but he doesn't so I need this gone ASAP!

Homemade compost bin, about 2/3 full. The stuff on the bottom is probably about ready to use.

You haul.

Retail displays - 3 large cubes  (2303 W Burnside St.)

Clothes, blankets, fabric, sleeping bag... (SE Portland)

 

The Culprit

Meanwhile, in Post-Halloween Bizarro World...

13" Mickey Mouse TV w/remote - JLA - $40 (Hillsboro)

Works great! One of the ears(speakers) was cracked and has been glued back together, it works just fine.

http://www.amazon.com/Disney-Memorex-DT1300C-13-Classic/dp/B000094A5T/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1383861361&sr=8-3&keywords=mickey+mouse+tv$40 firmPick up only in Hillsboro

Fishing Bat

Book Ends - Crow - Bird - Alaskan - 1967 - $20 (Beaverton)

!!!!##5ft Round folding tables##!!!! - $100 (5765 ne columbia Blvd)

Toilet training seat/system

Hee hee.  It's a potty.

 Free Asphalt - 13 cubic feet - Uhaul (SW Portland)

ugly dirty toaster oven 

I have an extra working toastmaster toaster oven, but it's ugly(it was white but is now discolored) and it needs to be cleaned. It really looks like a piece of garbage, but if you don't care about aesthetics or if you do oven crafts in a secluded shed where appearance is unimportant, the price is right.

free.

Put Beau Down

Desperate to find Hose a home (Dallas)

Owners are going to put Beau down. They can no longer afford his board bill. Beau has personality plus. He is an old man but has a lot of live still in him. He has a popped knee, so he cannot be ridden.
Remember, he has personality plus. He would make a good pasture pet or a good buddy. If some one could give him a home that would be wonderful. Thanks for looking.