Fun People

Need more silly folks in your life?  These are them:

Crate

This ad title needs more punctuation. and a scary soundtrack:

Crate. (gasp!) Dog?... or... cat?

Fridge with issues

This fridge has issues. As you can see, we had to restrain it. Never, ever, unlock the fridge, no matter what anyone says (especially the freezer). Under no circumstances should you ever let children climb into this appliance. Never turn your back on it. If you wake in the night to a buzzing sound and the air is suspiciously chilly, pucker up and kiss your giblets goodbye.

The Seats. The Seats

The seats are free. The tub costs extra. And those are definitely not bullet holes disguised as jet holes. No one has died while sitting in these seats. 

Scoby Snacks

TODAY ONLY - Very healthy Kombucha Scoby, extra leftover from our Black Tea Kombucha culture. Only Organic Sugar has been used to grow this scoby. If you'd like this extra scoby to make your own healthy Kombucha, come with a large jar today. We are flying out of town tomorrow.

Reply with your contact number and some reference or I may think it's spam. Ad will be removed when scoby is taken. 

Thanks,
Ed

Well, this couldn't be more depressing...