Monday, October 19, 2015

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Crate

This ad title needs more punctuation. and a scary soundtrack:

Crate. (gasp!) Dog?... or... cat?


Fridge with issues

This fridge has issues. As you can see, we had to restrain it. Never, ever, unlock the fridge, no matter what anyone says (especially the freezer). Under no circumstances should you ever let children climb into this appliance. Never turn your back on it. If you wake in the night to a buzzing sound and the air is suspiciously chilly, pucker up and kiss your giblets goodbye.


The Seats. The Seats



The seats are free. The tub costs extra. And those are definitely not bullet holes disguised as jet holes. No one has died while sitting in these seats. 

Scoby Snacks
























TODAY ONLY - Very healthy Kombucha Scoby, extra leftover from our Black Tea Kombucha culture. Only Organic Sugar has been used to grow this scoby. If you'd like this extra scoby to make your own healthy Kombucha, come with a large jar today. We are flying out of town tomorrow.

Reply with your contact number and some reference or I may think it's spam. Ad will be removed when scoby is taken. 

Thanks,
Ed

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Free 1 and 2




Don't be fooled about the "FIREWOOD" in the title of the ad below. These people are giving away the angel and the devil that reside on the shoulders of this little girl. Sick. Just sick.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Unknowingly Artful Ads

I'm going to have to start a series of posts with images from Craigslist ads that I find compelling, moving, or artful in some way or other.  Maybe they are intentionally composed the way they are by skilled ad posters or maybe they are happy accidents. I'll call this one "Serendipity #1."


Monday, June 1, 2015

Hot Tube Exclusive

Is your hot tube not working? You are not alone. Neither is this one.